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  • KeplersSo where did you guys leave me?
  • 6:05Zihark-KohaiHiiran.
  • 6:05RysTennantOh, it means the S word.
  • *
  • 6:05Zihark-Kohai...
  • Just like Shizo?
  • 6:06RysTennantWe left you in a spiky pit
  • 6:06Keplers... No, seriously.
  • 6:07Zihark-KohaiUm,
  • We're...
  • On...
  • A train.
  • 6:08KeplersStill?
  • Okay.
  • 6:09RysTennantCHOO CHOO
  • 6:10Keplers*Clack i
  • **
  • "Where are we headed?"
  • 6:10Zihark-Kohai*Runs to *
  • "I'm not sure..."
  • "But I'm scared."
  • *Whimper*
  • 6:10Keplers*Looks down.* "Why, Komie?"
  • 6:12Zihark-Kohai"We...ran into the thing again."
  • "And I scraped my knee."
  • 6:13Keplers"Ow... Let me we it."
  • *see
  • Keyboard lagging is so annoying. Typos everywhere.
  • *Looks down at Komie's leg.*
  • 6:18Zihark-Kohai*Holds up knee for you to see*
  • 6:19Keplers"Mm. It'll get better."
  • "One time my brother was running from the bad guys and lost most of his left side to a grenade."
  • "He got better."
  • *Wonders if that was the right thing to say.*
  • *Walks down the car.*
  • 6:23Zihark-KohaiXD
  • 6:24KeplersYahp.
  • 6:24Zihark-KohaiHaving a slight adjustment problem with going from Monster Hunter to dad? "{
  • *
  • 6:24KeplersSLIGHT.
  • 6:24Zihark-KohaiJust slight.
  • 6:24KeplersTiny little thing.
  • *The train jerks to a halt and I fall over.*
  • "What the..."
  • 6:27Zihark-Kohai*Stares*
  • 6:28Keplers*Rolls over and looks up at someone grinning and pointing a gun at my face.*
  • "Shit, not AGAIN."
  • *Draws broken revolver.*
  • 6:28Zihark-Kohai*Throws the knife, hitting the guy in the shoulder, disabling his arm*
  • 6:28RysTennantOOC: I have no idea what to do.
  • 6:28Keplers"Aha-- double shit."
  • 6:29RysTennant...
  • 6:29Keplers*The train robber spins around, crying in pain, and tries to shoot Komachi. He's weird.*
  • *Tries to fix revolver, saying "Shitshitshitshit..."*
  • 6:30Zihark-Kohai*Squeaks and leaps under a seat*
  • 6:30RysTennant*kicks open coach door and jumps robber*
  • *is punching him in the kidneys*
  • 6:31Zihark-Kohai*Army crawls over to the man, and retrieves bloody knife from his shoulder, then does a roll under another seat on the other side of the train*
  • 6:31RysTennant"....HERE TAKE SOME OF THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS......."
  • 6:31Keplers... Well.
  • 6:31RysTennant*robber is screaming on the floor*
  • 6:32Keplers*Clack.*
  • "OH YES.!"
  • 6:32RysTennant"Meh, this is boring.." *stops punching*
  • 6:32Zihark-KohaiWell, what?
  • 6:32Keplers*Bang.*
  • 6:32Zihark-Kohai*Blood all over train floor*
  • *Sits under seat with my arms around my knees*
  • 6:33Keplers"Komie?"
  • 6:33Zihark-Kohai*Still clenching knife, which is dripping blood onto my tiny shoes*
  • "Yeah?"
  • 6:34Keplers*Glances at guy. His right eye looks... Formerly right eye... Er.*
  • 6:34RysTennant....
  • 6:34Keplers"You can come out now."
  • *Glances again. That guy had a short-term, but serious headache.*
  • *Really short-term, extra excruciating for all three seconds of it.*
  • 6:35Zihark-Kohai*slowly crawls out, careful not to get the bloody knife on my dress*
  • 6:37Keplers"Alright..."
  • 6:39Zihark-Kohai"Hey, Dad?"
  • 6:39Keplers"Yes?"
  • 6:39Zihark-Kohai*Hangs head*
  • "Show me how to clean a knife?"
  • *Suddenly looks a bit older than I did before*
  • 6:40Keplers*Looks down and smiles. Clean a knife? Finally something I can do. *
  • "Here, I'll show you."
  • *Takes it and retrieves a cloth from a belt pouch.*
  • *Wipes it off.*
  • "You gotta wash the cloth, too..."
  • "Oh, incidentally, where the... Uh... *heck* is the train headed?"
  • 6:45Zihark-Kohai"Um, I don't know."
  • *Voice slightly different*
  • *Looks at the corpse with interest*
  • 6:45Keplers*Is a little confused. Seven is young for something like this to happen.*
  • *Please don't go into this business.... I have at least two sons who can....*
  • 6:47Zihark-Kohai(Komie is a tad like Elva, but more specific. She grows fast, but only when certain things happen. Otherwise she stays the same for countless years...exactly why she)
  • * she's so naive and little looking
  • 6:47Keplers(It makes sense.)
  • (She is part naiad, so she does live for several hundred years. That's what you get when you combine immortality with mortality)
  • 6:48Zihark-Kohai(Yep! )
  • 6:48Keplers( )
  • 6:48Zihark-Kohai(So basically she's aged anywhere from 1-3 years.)
  • 6:49Keplers(So she's more like an eight-ten year-old)
  • 6:50Zihark-Kohai(Now, at least)
  • (The days events...have done that.)
  • 6:51Keplers(Yeah.)
  • (Physically aged too, or just mentally?)
  • 6:52Zihark-Kohai(Mentally for now, but a little bit of physically. It'll catch up soon...you'll need to feed her a lot. c:)
  • "Okay, I think I've got it."
  • "Can we eat now?"
  • *Questioning look*
  • 6:52Keplers"Er... Sure."
  • 6:53Zihark-Kohai*Half smile*
  • 6:54Keplers*Takes her hand, steps over the body, and walks to the dining car.*
  • 6:54Zihark-Kohai*Hops over it, then starts to half skip half walk with Kep*
  • "Toby, sir, are you coming?"
  • 6:55RysTennant"Sure."
  • 6:55Zihark-Kohai(You better be careful, cuz otherwise she'll reach her teens in a blink of an eye...literally. )
  • 6:55RysTennant( )
  • *walks after *
  • 6:55Keplers*After noticing that some people are French, I realize that this place is... Going... To.... France.*
  • *May as well be going to Hell.*
  • 6:56Zihark-Kohai*Still oblivious to her Daddy's distress*
  • 6:56Keplers"So... What do you want to eat, Komie?"
  • 6:58Zihark-Kohai*Thinks for a bit*
  • "Hot dog?"
  • 6:59Keplers"Erm. Okay!"
  • "Hot dog?"
  • "Er."
  • 7:00RysTennant7:59 Som1udontno Christopher Eccleson = 10th Doctor 8:00 RysTennant WUUUUT :P 8:00 Som1udontno John Hurt = 9th Doctor 8:00 RysTennant 8:00 Som1udontno David Tennant = 11th Doctor Matt Smith = 12th Doctor
  • 8:00 Som1udontno Whatshisname Capaldi = 13th Doctor
  • 7:01Keplers*Surprisingly, after some improvising, high-end chefs can make sausage and bread.*
  • Rys.
  • 7:01Zihark-KohaiXD
  • 7:01RysTennant"Whatshisname"?
  • It's "Peter"
  •  has been escaped. Don't let it happen again, team. 
  •  has stumbled onto us...RED ALERT, ABANDON MISSION! I REPEAT, ABANDON MISSION! 
  • 7:04KeplersXD
  • *Eats something French.*
  • 7:04Zihark-KohaiXD
  • 7:05Keplers*The flavor is good. The concept is disgusting.*
  • 7:05RysTennant*swipes a hotdog from an unsuspecting waiter*
  • 7:05KeplersXP
  • https://community.lego.com/t5/BIONICLE/Bionicle-Comedy-Central/m-p/7668252#M78162
  • ...
  • 7:07RysTennant*is running around the room away from the waiter while eating the hotdog*
  • 7:07KeplersXD
  • 7:08Zihark-KohaiXD
  • "Toby, come sit with me."
  • *Pats the chair beside me*
  • *Flips a few coins to the waiter*
  • 7:08Keplers"How's the food?"
  • 7:08RysTennant*sits next to Komie*
  • *mutters* "All I did was take a little hotdog...-_-"
  • 7:09Keplers
  • *Continues eating psychologically disgusting French food.*
  • 7:12Zihark-Kohai"It's good, dad. Thanks."
  • 7:12Keplers"That's great. "
  • *Looks outside at the French countryside slowly giving way to a small town I do not want to visit.*
  • *The train pulls to a stop.*
  • "Alright. Let's. Get. Out."
  • 7:15RysTennant*Jumps out of the train*
  • 7:15Keplers*gts up and walks out of the train.*
  • 7:15RysTennant"WHOOAAAA"
  • *falls flat on face* >.<
  • 7:15Keplers...
  • *He really is not his father.*
  • 7:15RysTennant*gets up* "Stupid gravel..."
  • 7:15Keplers*Walks past 1950s cars down a gravel road.*
  • 7:16Zihark-Kohai*Hops out of the train*
  • *seems to be a little taller than before*
  • 7:16Keplers*Looks at Komie. She's only seven....*
  • *Looks at the houses, far between on their 10-acre properties.*
  • *Sigh.* "Here's the one."
  • *Turns and walks down a long gravel driveway.*
  • 7:19Zihark-Kohai*Takes Toby's hand*
  • 7:19Keplers*Before I get to the house a young French woman in an expensive dress and heels runs out.*
  • "Oh.... Shoot."
  • *Before I can turn around she grabs me, begins kissing me, and drags me back to the house.*
  • "Aaaaaa..."
  • 7:20Zihark-Kohai*Isn't sure whether to laugh or hurl the knife at her*
  • 7:20RysTennant"Um....what..."
  • 7:21Zihark-Kohai*Pulls Toby through the door*
  • 7:21Keplers"Heeelllllllllll--*
  • *Is pulled upstairs and into a bedroom where the for is promptly closed and locked.*
  • "What the... OH, PLEASE, DONT DO THAT WITH YOUR DRESS...."
  • *door
  • 7:22Zihark-Kohai"Toby, do you know how to pick a lock?"
  • 7:22RysTennant"Like this." *takes out a small knife and puts it in the door handle*
  • 7:22Keplers"No, no, no...."
  • "No, I really don't want to-- hey, where's Jean?"
  • "Oh, PLEASE, PLEASE, put the clothes back on..."
  • 7:23RysTennant"Got it open."
  • *door swings open*
  • "Um...okay this is awkward."
  • 7:23Keplers"You don't say. Please.... Help."
  • 7:23Zihark-Kohai*Hurls knife*
  • 7:24Keplers*Knocks it away in midair.8
  • "DONT KILL HER!"
  • 7:24RysTennant"What do you want me to do??"
  • 7:25Keplers"Even if she is trying to rape me... She is your brother's mom, Komie."
  • "Toby, you can... I don't know."
  • "leave?"
  • 7:25RysTennant
  • 7:25Zihark-Kohai"...Brother?"
  • 7:25RysTennant*backs out of the room* "This is weird..."
  • 7:25Keplers"... Ye-es."
  • "I bet he's downstairs. He is probably there. Yeah."
  • "His name is Jean. You spell it like jeen, you say it like John."
  • "And.... Now... Errrrk-- don't.. Drag... Me.. With.. The... Tie..."
  • "Go.. Do something somewhere else..."
  • 7:27Zihark-Kohai*Backs out of the room, more than a little scarred*
  • 7:28Keplers* no way.*
  • 7:28Zihark-Kohai*Starts to go down the stairs*
  • "Jean?" *calls softly*
  • 7:28RysTennantI'm getting REAL nice mental images, Kep
  • 7:28Keplers*There is nothing.*
  • Real nice as in a lovely French girl assaulting me?
  • 7:28Zihark-KohaiXD
  • 7:28KeplersShe just tossed my hat off, the nerve.
  • 7:29RysTennant
  • 7:30Keplers*AghSTAHPIDIDN'TASKFORTHIS."
  • *I WASNT EXPECTING THIS!*
  • *HELP?*
  • *HEL- Aaaaaaaaaaa...*
  • 7:30Zihark-Kohai*Louder*
  • "Jean?"
  • 7:30RysTennant"JEAN?"
  • 7:31Keplers*A child runs up to Komie and Toby.*
  • "Oui?"
  • 7:32RysTennant"Yo momma is outta control, kid."
  • 7:32Zihark-Kohai*Hugs Jean*
  • 7:32Keplers*He slowly nods his head *
  • "Yes..."
  • *Okay this is a bit better... Errrr but still, I didn't come for this.*
  • *Well, I didn't want to come at all... *
  • 7:33RysTennant
  • 7:33Zihark-Kohai"You're my little brother?"
  • 7:34Keplers*Okay good finally ya satisfied good PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, put back on those clothes on the floor.*
  • 7:34Zihark-Kohai*Looking even older than before, maybe eight-ish*
  • 7:34Keplers*Jean looks confused.* "Am I?"
  • *Okay, now I'll will see if my uniform is intact and wear it.*
  • *Thank goodness, it is in one piece.*
  • *Yes, my hat still works, too.*
  • *And the watch... Yep, 76°.*
  • *GOOD.*
  • *Staggers out of bedroom, and goes down the stairs.*
  • 7:36Zihark-Kohai"I think so..."
  • "At least that's what dad said."
  • 7:36Keplers"Ah. That would be... Me."
  • "Yes, you're related. Well, half-related. You're different species. But yeah, you're his older sister."
  • 7:37Zihark-Kohai*Sigh*
  • "That again..."
  • AFK
  • Someone chatlog this.
  • 7:37Keplers"It's true. You'll outlive him and his great-grandkids."
  • AFK as in GTG BBL or just BRB?
  • IMMA chatlog the part I have.
  • I can't log it, NVM.
  • 7:42Zihark-KohaiAs in BRB
  • 7:42KeplersOkay.
  • 7:46Zihark-KohaiBack
  • 7:46RysTennantWB
  • 7:46KeplersAllo.
  • 7:46Zihark-Kohai"Meh, I guess so..."
  • *Manages to look bored and curious at the same time*
  • 7:47Keplers"So." *Claps hands together.*
  • "You get to know each other while I ask what just happened."
  • *Strides to the kitchen in complete bafflement.*
  • 7:50Zihark-Kohai*Sticks out hand*
  • "I
  • * I'm Komachi."
  • 7:50Keplers*Holds out hand too.*
  • "I'm Jean."
  • 7:50Zihark-Kohai*Shakes yours*
  • "How old are you?"
  • 7:51Keplers"I'm five. How old are you?"
  • 7:51Zihark-Kohai"I'm seven...sort of."
  • *Now looks nine*
  • 7:51Keplers"Sort of?"
  • 7:52Zihark-Kohai"Didn't daddy just explain it to you? I could've sworn he did..."
  • "No matter."
  • "I'm part Nymph, so I'll live a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long time."
  • 7:53Keplers"... So what do you like to do? I like this!" *Proudly holds up a HF MOC, seemingly ignoring the insane and obviously inhuman explanation.*
  • 7:53Zihark-Kohai"I like to...hunt monsters. I also like throwing knives. And what in the world is that?"
  • 7:54Keplers"It's a Hero! I made it from Stormer and Bulk and Rocka combined! See the crossbow?"
  • 7:55Zihark-Kohai"Um...yes."
  • 7:55Keplers"It has a little spear piece I got from a Castle set so it looks like a crossbow!"
  • 7:56Zihark-KohaiInteresting discovery: I love the large marshmallows when you heat them in the microwave and let them expand. c: They have an interesting feel to them.
  • "That's...nice, Jean."
  • 7:57RysTennant"Hero Factory eh?"
  • 7:57KeplersThey are nice and tasty.
  • 7:57RysTennant"I've got some MOCs of it back at my house. :3"
  • 7:57Keplers"Cool! Some of mine have big backpacks with grabber arms!"
  • 7:57Zihark-Kohai...You've tried it too? c:
  • 7:58Keplers:3
  • 7:58RysTennantbrb
  • 8:00Keplers"I like this house. Where do you live?"
  • 8:01RysTennantback
  • 8:01Zihark-Kohai"I...I don't have a house."
  • 8:02Keplers"Why not? They're so fun to live in! Where do you live in?"
  •  has been escaped. Don't let it happen again, team. 
  •  has stumbled onto us...RED ALERT, ABANDON MISSION! I REPEAT, ABANDON MISSION! 
  • 8:06Zihark-Kohai"I don't really live in anything."
  • 8:07Keplers"But... Then.. Where do you sleep?"
  • *Meanwhile, the Commander is conversing in French with a beautiful, crazy, rich lady.*
  • Whoo.
  • 8:09Zihark-Kohai"I...don't really."
  • 8:09KeplersSomeone explain the big flying white dragon on my TV screen. 0_0
  • 8:09Zihark-Kohai"I sleep on people, but really, I think I'm getting a little old for that."
  • ..I can't.
  • 8:09RysTennant...
  • 8:10KeplersIt's like a Whispering Death but more epic. Which until recently wasn't possible. 0_0
  • 8:11Zihark-Kohai
  • 8:11KeplersIt looks like a flying legless dinosaur. 0_0
  • 8:11RysTennantWha' is a Whisperin' Death, lad?
  • Ah think Ah've heard tha' name somewhere before.
  • 8:11KeplersThe 3rd most epic dragon behind a Night Fury and a ... Big white thing.
  • 8:11RysTennant
  • OH that
  • 8:12Zihark-KohaiNIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!
  • 8:12Keplers:3
  • 8:12Zihark-Kohai*Screeches*
  • BRB

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